Got a picture of the hack job?

 

Not that I am willing to post for public ridicule

 

Just curious... my hair always sucks, so it's not like I'm gone to ridicule.

PM?

 

Jeff, you watchin' the game while in' ???

 

Yes... working on a 'new' drink at the same time... I'll probably be pretty focked up before I get it right

 

oh, BTW, the girl who cut my hair said she worked as a bartender for a few months but didn't like it.

Must 've been too much to remember

 

Sounds like a real prize, there.

 

I can just picture it now:

customer: "Excuse me, can I get a Jack and Coke, please"

Her: "uhh, sure, what's in that again?"

 

I admit my speaking isn't exactly clear, but I've had to explain shit to bartenders so many times it's not even funny...

"Can I get a Limon and Mountain Dew?"

"Uhh... what's in that?"

"Bacardi Limon."

"And?"

"Mountain Dew."

"That's it?"

"Yes. It's like a rum and coke, but it's limon and dew. Trust me."

"Ok..."

 

I was at this dive bar/restaurant back home... odd place - great fish (if you like fried fish), incredibly cheap drinks ($1 for 16 oz bottles of domestic beer, $1.25 for imports/coolers). I ordered a Bacardi Limon cooler (the only malt cooler they had)... Pronounced it "Leh-moan"... the guy looked at me sorta odd-like, I thought he was going to card me (even though I was with my dad and I'm pretty obviously over 21), but instead he goes "what the hell is that?" I pointed at it, he goes "oh, one of them LEEmon things..."