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Old Dec 15, 2021 | 07:04 PM
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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?








You can unscrew a light bulb.








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Old Dec 16, 2021 | 08:26 AM
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Did you hear the one about the peanut butter?
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Did you hear the one about the peanut butter?
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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?








You can unscrew a light bulb.








How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?









Two One to change the bulb and one to shoot the witness.
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Guy walks into a bar.









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No.
I refrained from answering you because I didn't want you to spread it.
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