Attn: George aka The Raptor

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Dec 19, 2021 | 02:16 PM

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zdave87

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I refrained from answering you because I didn't want you to spread it.

Dec 19, 2021 | 02:19 PM

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s fine, he woke up.

Dec 19, 2021 | 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by zdave87

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s fine, he woke up.

Groan!

Dec 19, 2021 | 04:34 PM

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I’m still working on it.

Dec 19, 2021 | 09:23 PM

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You are turning into the resident cornball!

Dec 20, 2021 | 06:28 AM

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What did the baker say when she won an award?

“It was a piece of cake.”

Dec 20, 2021 | 07:57 AM

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Keep um commin dave

Dec 21, 2021 | 04:20 AM

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What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem?

”Let’s try a different angle.”

Dec 21, 2021 | 10:26 AM

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From: SJC

There's a fine line between numerator and denominator.

Dec 21, 2021 | 10:27 AM

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From: SJC

The Black Eyed Peas can perform a whole song, but The Chick Peas can only hummus a tune.

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