A joke I heard today.

So this door to door salesman, that sold Clear Blue Cheer was doing his rounds through this neighborhood.

He finally found someone home and it was this very nice retired lady. He put on his quick "shpeel" about how good Clear Blue Cheer was and asked the lady if he could demonstrate with some of the dirtiest laundry she has.

She says yes and so he comes in. She grabs her dirtiest laundry. He sets up a small tub with the Clear Blue Cheer in it and she first gives him a very dirty shirt.

He had this great jingle he sang while he demo'd the soap.

Imagine him singing this while he washed the clothes in the tub, then to the sink and then to the nose.....

"Dip it in Clear Blue Cheer"
"Ring it out, over here"
"Stick it to your nose"
"Smells like a rose"
"Dip it in Clear Blue Cheer!"

He pulls out the shirt and it's sooo clean. The lady is blown away. "OMG that's amazing!" "Try these socks" she says so he washes these really soiled socks..

Jingle again....

"Dip it in Clear Blue Cheer"
"Ring it out, over here"
"Stick it to your nose"
"Smells like a rose"
"Dip it in Clear Blue Cheer!"

The socks are incredibly clean as well. The lady is still very amazed and ecstatic. So she says "Here try some underwear"

So the guy starts again

"Dip it in Clear Blue Cheer"
"Ring it out, over here"
"Stick it to your nose".........

........"Dip it in Clear Blue Cheer!"