That should have been more posts.

 

I can't rant much, since I have even made an effort of late.

 

bachelors

 

...trolling thru

 

To the woman who says she's looking for, 'an ambitious, career-driven guy;' Can't I just be the guy you booty call while you pull up in your boyfriend's Porsche while he's away on business? Seriously, be careful what you ask for; you just might get it.

 

To the woman who says she's tired of the drama: Stop being dramatic, FFS!!!

 

To the woman that says she's smart: You're clearly smart enough to know that the cowboy-hat-with-Jurassic-5-tour-baby-t-standing-in-front-of-Coyote-Ugly-pic just screams "intellectual." If you really just want a nerd you can abuse, there's plenty around; just ask in plain English next time.

 

To the single moms: When I'm ready for a ready-made family, I'll get back to you.

 

To the single moms that won't date single dads: My only hope is that there is a special place for you in the afterlife, and that it is filled with dental drills and little novacaine.

 

To the woman that's looking for a nice, down-to-earth guy: I know you date a-holes, that's why I am one.