Bad Day Anyone?
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From: Wheeler Army Airfield, HI
Bad Day Anyone?
Having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
>> >
>> > The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
>> > Valdez
oil
>> > spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
>> > expensively saved animals were being released back into the
>> > wild
amid
>> > cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full
>> > view, a
killer
>> > whale ate them both.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > ___ Still think you are having a bad day?
>> >
>> > A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
>> > frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running
>> > from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt
>> > him
away
>> > from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of
wood,
>> > breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been
happily
>> > listening to his Walkman.
>> >
>> > __ STILL think you're having a bad day?
>> >
>> > Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of
sending
>> > pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two
thousand
>> > pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding
madly.
>> > The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.
>> >
>> > __ What?! STILL having a bad day??
>> >
>> > Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
>> > letter
bomb.
>> > It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
>> > it
was
>> > the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
>> >
>> > There now, feeling better?
>> >
>> > The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
>> > Valdez
oil
>> > spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
>> > expensively saved animals were being released back into the
>> > wild
amid
>> > cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full
>> > view, a
killer
>> > whale ate them both.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > ___ Still think you are having a bad day?
>> >
>> > A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
>> > frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running
>> > from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt
>> > him
away
>> > from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of
wood,
>> > breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been
happily
>> > listening to his Walkman.
>> >
>> > __ STILL think you're having a bad day?
>> >
>> > Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of
sending
>> > pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two
thousand
>> > pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding
madly.
>> > The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.
>> >
>> > __ What?! STILL having a bad day??
>> >
>> > Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
>> > letter
bomb.
>> > It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
>> > it
was
>> > the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
>> >
>> > There now, feeling better?
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From: This is not my house!
Sounds like somebody had a bad day. Me? I golfed yesterday before work and took twisties on the way. Worked from home today and took the S to the driving range at 3.
I've had some good days thank you.
I've had some good days thank you.
