As I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.
One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so, once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
'Cause one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor,
And once I'm done, she begs for more.

Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'
And brings me a beer when she comes from the kitchen!

I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance, and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.

Amen.

 

I usually just go with; PLEASE be hard again in the morning, PLEASE be hard again in the morning.

 

Who says waking up in a tent is just for campers?!!!

 

Who said leather is just for jackets and baseball gloves?