Keep Your Eye Out
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is this
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been
checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to
strike up a conversation.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying
out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches
out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my,
I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the
theater, followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams, and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap . . . and stay for breakfast the next morning. He accepts, and they make love most of the night.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with Bloody Marys, orange table wine, and all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you
this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been
checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to
strike up a conversation.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying
out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches
out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my,
I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the
theater, followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams, and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap . . . and stay for breakfast the next morning. He accepts, and they make love most of the night.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with Bloody Marys, orange table wine, and all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you
this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."
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