A young boy asks his father "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kinds of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers "Well, sure, son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't. There are differrent breasts, depending on a woman's age. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they're like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry." Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother "Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers "Well, a man goes through 3 phases, In his 20s, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After 50, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree, Mom?" "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration."

 

 

 

:in his 50s:

 

 

 

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