The Raptor

Yeah, talk about severe mental health problems.

jasonw

It's less rude than using a brothel as an outhouse!!!

The Raptor

That's why guacamole enemas are banned.

jasonw

Sex is not the enema!

The Raptor

.....and you better not stick your dick in the pickle slicer.

The Raptor

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

ruexp67

WSB?

jasonw

Bill was in quite a dill-ema!

srmp888@yahoo.com

I probably could!

I eat alot of chicken breasts, and consume protein shakes, which make me gassy all day.

UnkieTrunkie

You should add some low-carb roughage in there dude. . .

I'm a Swatch over here.