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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 05:27 PM
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 05:34 PM
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, but only if I get the go ahead from Chuck Norris.
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 23 2006, 09:34 PM
, but only if I get head from Chuck Norris.
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 05:44 PM
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 05:55 PM
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Chuck Norris only receives head. He does not give it.
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jan 23 2006, 02:43 PM
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 09:50 PM
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 09:56 PM
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Old Jan 23, 2006 | 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Jan 23 2006, 10:50 PM
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 08:39 AM
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Today's Chuck Norris Facts:
Scotty in Star Trek often says
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