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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:00 AM
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Every post Chuck Norris makes is a
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 01:18 AM
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Jan 25 2006, 04:00 AM
Every post Chuck Norris makes is a
Chuck Norris's account is set to 1 post per page?
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 07:11 AM
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^ LOL!
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 08:02 AM
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If Chuck Norris claimed this was the last year for the S2000, he'd be right.
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 08:25 AM
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Chuck Norris does not mis-shift. If he downshifts to 2nd while doing 100mph, the engine will spin up to 13000 rpm without complaining.
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 08:28 AM
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Chuck Norris could run a 13.0 qtr mile in a stock S2000... without even turning on the engine.
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Jan 25 2006, 03:53 AM
Chuck Norris's account is set to 1 post per page?
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 10:17 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't . The corner of his lips just twitches.
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 11:42 AM
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Chuck Norris decides of Apple is successful in their HDTV ventures.
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