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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 09:29 AM
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a thing of beauty....
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 10:23 AM
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Atlas holds up the world, Chuck Norris holds up Atlas.
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 08:05 PM
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Ha! i made one of those up and they played it on the radio.
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 08:31 PM
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Chuck Norris invented radio... and television.. and the internet... and...
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 23 2006, 06:11 PM
What would Chuck Norris do?
execelent thought to live by
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Jan 24 2006, 09:31 PM
Chuck Norris invented radio... and television.. and the internet... and...
Chuck Norris invented the internet
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 10:44 PM
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Ironically, Chuck Norris
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 11:11 PM
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While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now known as France.
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 11:25 PM
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Chuck Norris is not a god fearing man... Chuck Norris is the man god fears.
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:00 AM
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Chuck Norris ... nuff said...
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