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Jul 26, 2006 | 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Jul 26 2006, 04:02 PM

"Excuse me, sir, but you have a banana in your ear."
"Oh - thanks."

Jul 26, 2006 | 12:02 PM

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A man walks into the doctor with an eleven-inch railroad spike protruding from his forehead. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asks, to which the man replies "I have a railroad spike in my forehead."

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Jul 26, 2006 | 12:03 PM

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging?

A: Shoot it, ideally several times with a large caliber weapon. Alternately, use a tranquilizer gun if keeping the rhino alive is important.