someone bored?

 

 

I'm trying to kill time so I don't fall asleep

 

A man in an airplane needs to use the restroom, but finds the men's room occupied. He asks a stewardess if it would be alright if he were to use the women's restroom. She replies that it would be OK, but warns him not to press the red button labeled "ATR." The man enters the restroom and takes care of business. Then he turns around and sees three buttons on the wall behind him. Out of curiosity, he presses the first, and he is sprayed with a stream of water. He figures "What the hell," and presses the second. This time he is wiped clean. Finally, he takes a look at the third button. He thinks for a second, then presses it. Everything goes black. The next thing he knows, he is in a hospital, and there is a great pain in his groin. Eventually, a nurse enters, and he asks, "What happened to me?".
She replies, "The third button you pushed was the one labeled 'ATR,' which stands for 'Automatic Tampon Removal.' Your balls are on your nightstand."

 

Its too early to sleep now

 

Pickup Line Comebacks

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

 

Pickup Line Comebacks

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

 

Hmm.. these one are gay..

 

Why Men Can't Win

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

 

Why Men Can't Win

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.