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Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k3yellows2k,Nov 23 2005, 09:28 PM



Haven't seen you for awhile.. how are you?
Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:30 PM
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Rules for Women

1. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:31 PM
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Rules for Women

2. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:31 PM
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Hrm.. wrong one..
Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:32 PM
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Men are Like...

.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:33 PM
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Men are Like...

.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:33 PM
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Men are Like...

.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:33 PM
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Men are Like...

.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:33 PM
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Men are Like...

.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:34 PM
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Men are Like...

.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.



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