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Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:26 PM
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Why Men Can't Win

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:26 PM
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Why Men Can't Win

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:27 PM
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Why Men Can't Win

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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Why Men Can't Win

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:28 PM
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Why Men Can't Win

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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Why Men Can't Win

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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Old Nov 23, 2005 | 08:29 PM
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Why Men Can't Win

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.



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