Creative ways of torturing your co-workers...
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I see that you're not impressed...
How about this...
though I've personally never tried this next feat, I hear it is fast becoming a legend amongst pranksters everywhere. I'm speaking, of course, about the legend of the upper-decker. For those of you unfamiliar with this, it is a fairly simple maneuver. The only real requirement is that your office toilet is the standard bowl & tank configuration rather than the industrial high velocity models that do not have a tank. To accomplish pulling off an upper-decker, you must first remove the lid to the tank (the TANK, not the Bowl). Step 2: position yourself in a stable arena of aerial combat to deliver a chocolate sea monkey directly into the tank. Step 3: replace the lid to the tank. Step:4, DO NOT FLUSH!!!
How about this...
though I've personally never tried this next feat, I hear it is fast becoming a legend amongst pranksters everywhere. I'm speaking, of course, about the legend of the upper-decker. For those of you unfamiliar with this, it is a fairly simple maneuver. The only real requirement is that your office toilet is the standard bowl & tank configuration rather than the industrial high velocity models that do not have a tank. To accomplish pulling off an upper-decker, you must first remove the lid to the tank (the TANK, not the Bowl). Step 2: position yourself in a stable arena of aerial combat to deliver a chocolate sea monkey directly into the tank. Step 3: replace the lid to the tank. Step:4, DO NOT FLUSH!!!
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Things I have done in the past
Cafeteria was serving fried mashed potato balls. They looked like donut holes. So... we covered with sea salt which looked like sugar and set them on a file cabinet where people would set treats they brought in. Boss was the first one to say "oh donut holes!" and get a surprise of cold, salty mashed potatoes.
A few people at my old job kept bowls of jelly beans on their desks to share. So I dumped little boxes of Harry Potter every flavor jelly beans in a few and mixed them in well.
I had some random noise makers from ThinkGeek from a long time ago, put one that emitted a DOS like beep on a random interval in the ceiling of a guys office. Found out later he could not hear higher pitched sounds and never noticed it. But every time we had a meeting in his office I would hear it and see everyone looking around for the sound. People wondered about it for about a year before we moved locations and I took it down
Way back I worked at a job where I had rights to pretty much everything on the network. I kept remoting into a womans machine and replacing her sound files for the messaging tool we used with things like burps and farts. So when she would get another message it would be that instead of the normal sounds. She always wanted her notifications on so she would get someone to fix it. They would not tell her why it was doing it at first but she finally figured it had to be me since we knew each other and I liked picking on her
I used to like to walk by someones desk if they did not lock their PC and do things like set their mouse orientation like a left handed mouse. Even if they knew how to fix it, it was funny watching them trying to navigate with a left handed setup. Even when you know it, it is hard to do.
Cafeteria was serving fried mashed potato balls. They looked like donut holes. So... we covered with sea salt which looked like sugar and set them on a file cabinet where people would set treats they brought in. Boss was the first one to say "oh donut holes!" and get a surprise of cold, salty mashed potatoes.
A few people at my old job kept bowls of jelly beans on their desks to share. So I dumped little boxes of Harry Potter every flavor jelly beans in a few and mixed them in well.
I had some random noise makers from ThinkGeek from a long time ago, put one that emitted a DOS like beep on a random interval in the ceiling of a guys office. Found out later he could not hear higher pitched sounds and never noticed it. But every time we had a meeting in his office I would hear it and see everyone looking around for the sound. People wondered about it for about a year before we moved locations and I took it down
Way back I worked at a job where I had rights to pretty much everything on the network. I kept remoting into a womans machine and replacing her sound files for the messaging tool we used with things like burps and farts. So when she would get another message it would be that instead of the normal sounds. She always wanted her notifications on so she would get someone to fix it. They would not tell her why it was doing it at first but she finally figured it had to be me since we knew each other and I liked picking on her
I used to like to walk by someones desk if they did not lock their PC and do things like set their mouse orientation like a left handed mouse. Even if they knew how to fix it, it was funny watching them trying to navigate with a left handed setup. Even when you know it, it is hard to do.
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