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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 02:38 PM
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screw him for

ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an

occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since

it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear

anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing

$10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.



The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you

embezzled from me?"



The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10

million dollars is hidden.



The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're

talking about."



That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the

bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"



The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you

don't tell him!"



The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown

briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in

Queens!"



The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the

trigger.
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 03:46 PM
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Bloody lawyers.
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 03:57 PM
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damn jack, the word 'bloody' is redundant.
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 03:59 PM
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It was added for emphasis.
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