Thought I'd start this thread, not sure if there is one already out there in cornerland.

So the other day I said something that made me laugh... Evan and I were driving in Portland and a Smart car cut us off and I yelled at it "Stupid Smart Car!!!"


Anyway, please post your qoutes!


Monica

 

See sig

 

 

Always liked this one also:


"You cant be a real country unless you have a and an airline -- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a ."


-Frank Zappa

 

See Danzillas sig hondagal made me delete mine

 

I usually try to mix up the quotes in my sig. Lately they've been lyrics, but good ones if I do say so myself.

 

This is a placeholder for when I can actually remember something witty/insightful that I've heard/said...

 

"Christian, if you keep yappin' away like that, Knute Rockne is going to come out of his grave a zombie sucker punch you!"

-Unkie Trunkie, who doesn't know anything about football, to a guy who clearly demonstrated he knew even less.

 

yeah in sig butt each of them so


"DON'T HAVE A COW MAN" B Simpson/Mom
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing"
"My favorite thing in the World is making other people happy" Oprah/Mom
"They love to tell you Stay inside the lines but somethings better on the other side" John Mayer
"Straight up what did you hope to learn about here?" Rob Thomas
"Move like a Jellyfish Rhythem is nothing You go with the flow You don't stop" Jack Johnson
"Make sure the Fortune that you seek is the Fortune that you need" Ben Harper
" When someone hands me a Flyer its like der sayin " Here you throw this away " The late Mitch Hedberg :-(
"if you weren't a PITA you wouldn't be half as much fun" JameseyPoo
" I've got a rockapotomas in my hand " Anthony
" If you don't drive it then it really dosent exist " James Glickenhaus
"My God, can it go any faster?" T Reznor
" Hip is short term Earnest is long term " The late Randy Pausch :-(
" Don't ever let somebody tell you... You can't do something " Chris Gardner



Good LG and will try to remember it when I hear one

 

"It's nothing that a good dog and a jar of peanut butter won't take care of."

-Unkie Trunkie