Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. -- Drew Carey

 

"We are men, we are different. We have only one word for 'soap.' We do not own candles. We have never seen anything of any value in a craft shop. We do not own magazines full of celebrities with all their clothes ON. When we have conversations, we actually take it in turns to talk. We have not yet reached that level of earth shattering boredom and inhuman despair where we will have a haircut RECREATIONALLY. We do not know how to get excited about really, REALLY boring things like... ornaments, bath oil, the countryside, vases, small churches. We do not even know what, WHAT in the names of God's ass is the purpose of potpourri. Looks like breakfast smells like your auntie."

-- Steve on 'Coupling'

 

“if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

Homer Simpson

 

Awesome show.

 

"Sophisticated people like me drive the S2000"
- Keiichi Tsuchiya

 

my favorite:


"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.
Rather we should thank God that such men lived."

Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.

 

"Its only once we've given up on everything, when we are free to do anything"

-Tyler Durden (fight club)

 

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

 

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

 

Im jacks colon, I get cancer, I kill jack"