Freshman year at college from a co-ed:

"What are we gonna do after I do that?"

 

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing.

 

'Fist' is also a verb.

 

'Cause Brunt is too slow to mention his own quote.

 

" Sent from my iPhone... Technology AINT it great... When it works. "

 

Another lyric I

And when your deepest thoughts are broken, keep on dreamin' boy 'cause
when you stop dreamin' it's time to die...But I know we can't all stay here forever, So I want to write my words on the face of today...

 

Blind Melon. That's one of my fav's too.

But my favorite:

"Success on someone else's terms don't mean a Fucking thing."

 

Why is it when I hear the word oxymoron I think of a stupid teenager with acne problems?

 

"A major that doesnt make you money is a hobby"

 

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -- George Carlin.