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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by dead-bird,Apr 3 2008, 12:04 PM
Thanks, I was looking for that.
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jacqueshammer,Apr 3 2008, 03:39 PM
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Old Apr 4, 2008 | 07:06 AM
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Old Apr 4, 2008 | 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Apr 3 2008, 01:41 PM
A little girl asked her mother "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her mother and said "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered "Well, dear, it's very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Apr 3 2008, 02:46 PM
You need to sit on an upside down oversize golf tee.
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Old Apr 4, 2008 | 07:15 AM
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your momma!





Is your maternal grandfather's daughter.
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Old Apr 4, 2008 | 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Apr 4 2008, 08:15 AM
your momma!





Is your maternal grandfather's daughter.
Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,
now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course,
was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
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