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Old Oct 23, 2002 | 10:45 AM
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I NEED THE ENGLISH LOTTERY NUMBERS
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Old Oct 23, 2002 | 10:47 AM
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(hands AnDy $100,000) there, now shut up

Doc: What is the meaning of life apart from 42?
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Old Oct 23, 2002 | 10:58 AM
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Oh Lordy Lordy,
You fell asleep when Monty Python was explaining that, didn't you.
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Old Oct 23, 2002 | 11:05 AM
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Is my boss really a secret gimp ?
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Old Oct 23, 2002 | 11:16 AM
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The Doc says...

...Mr. PaNdY, I believe my response was indeed presented in English... however, another format you may enjoy is...

The Antarctic Big IV- I,VI,IV,VII

The Penguin lotto- XXII,XIV,XXXIII,XLVI,IL, big # XII

Snowballs for $$$- I,VIII,I

The lucky VII- IV





The Doc also says...

Mr. Bond,
The meaning of life is arbitrary. Some state that happiness is the ultimate goal. Others spend their lives attepting to appease a God they know exists only from faith, so that they will be rewarded in the after-life, which also has meaning.... but I digress... If you are a member of one of the lower rungs on the evolutionary ladder, the meaning of life is merely to survive and procreate.
However...
After extensive scientific research, centuries of religious studies, billions of years of universal development, one thing is perfectly clear...

The meaning of life is for every man woman and child on the face of this earth to come to the aid of 'the Doc' when he moves this weekend, so that he may be home in time to watch the Pittsburgh Steelers battle the Baltimore Ravens this Sunday at 1:00PM EST. 'The Doc' believes that the Steelers will emerge victorious, though by a narrow margin in overtime. Final predicted score, 20-17 in favor of the Steelers.

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Old Oct 23, 2002 | 11:38 AM
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"Oh Lordy Lordy,
You fell asleep when Monty Python was explaining that, didn't you."

The Doc says...

Yes, he did.
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Old Oct 23, 2002 | 11:45 AM
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"Is my boss really a secret gimp ?"

The Doc say...

Whether or not your boss is a gimp is yet undetermined, but evidence suggests that if you suspect your boss of BEING a secret gimp, then the secret is nolonger, in actuallity, a secret. Therefore, Your boss may indeed be a gimp of immense proportion, but I feel that it is safe to say that the dillemma of his very state has definitely exceeded the envelope in which the very meaning of the word secret resides.
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Old Oct 23, 2002 | 12:21 PM
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LMAO!!! Great stuff Zoe!
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Old Oct 23, 2002 | 12:35 PM
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:The Doc crawls under his desk, and re-emerges minutes later as Zoe, his cover-identity:

Thanks!

:Zoe crawls back under his desk, only to re-re-emerge as the Doc:


Next!
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Old Oct 23, 2002 | 01:24 PM
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Why are there so many stupid people?
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