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Old 01-20-2005, 01:19 PM
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The doctor, who had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her adult life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor looked through the list, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep." She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. And, believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
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oooo that's sneaky!!!
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nice!
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I'm so glad we had a son!
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If my gf's mother does the same thing, I'd sleep well at night too
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