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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 09:24 AM
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the 2004 Summer Olympics that they would like to take back

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 09:30 AM
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good stuff
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 09:49 AM
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wtf when I first clicked onthis thread it was completely blank....

V4


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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 10:03 AM
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What did we hear :cupsear:
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by sweetj,Sep 13 2004, 12:49 PM
wtf when I first clicked onthis thread it was completely blank....

V4


I'm getting a lot of that... v3 > dogshit > v4
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 10:27 AM
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Same deal here! weird Ver 4 crap!
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 10:29 AM
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Now this thread makes a little sense
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