Sean O'Riley was sitting at the bar at Houlihan's pub one evening and raised his pint of Guinness: "Here's to spendin the rest o me life betreen the legs o me wife !" With that the bartender awarded him him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!. He went home and told his wife "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night at Houlihans with a toast about ye." She replied, "Aye, did ye now, Sean. And what was your toast?" Sean said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, Sean!” Mary said. The next day Mary was in town shopping and she ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner, Shamus McGillicuddy. Seamus, who was at Houlihans the night before, looked at Mary with a smirk and said "Mary, Sean won the toast o the night award last night at Houlihans with a toast about ye." Mary replied "Aye, so I heard, Seamus., I was a little bit surprised. He's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come and the other time he fell asleep".

 

 

happy green day

 

What's 18 miles long, green, and has one million assholes?

The New York St. Patrick's Day Parade.

 

[ F - Bomb warning ]


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my 's Love this lady


I hope
@robb & @zeroptzero see it

 

^ Good for a laugh Gina ! , funny stuff, lmao. !

 

I’ve seen that before Mom but it always cracks me up!