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A man came around in the hospital after a serious accident. He shouted "Doctor,Doctor I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied "I know you can't I've cut your arms off".
I caught this line on a Dennis Miller special on HBO it really cracked me up! Dennis says "A woman is reported to have given birth to her 26th child. Someone needs to tell this woman by God it's a vagina not a clown car"!