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Old Apr 9, 2003 | 07:38 PM
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A man came around in the hospital after a serious accident. He shouted "Doctor,Doctor I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied "I know you can't I've cut your arms off".
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Old Apr 9, 2003 | 07:42 PM
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A sandwich walks into a bar the barman says "I'm sorry we don't serve food in here".
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Old Apr 13, 2003 | 09:57 PM
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I caught this line on a Dennis Miller special on HBO it really cracked me up! Dennis says "A woman is reported to have given birth to her 26th child. Someone needs to tell this woman by God it's a vagina not a clown car"!
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Old Apr 13, 2003 | 10:02 PM
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Old Apr 14, 2003 | 07:42 AM
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Old Apr 14, 2003 | 07:43 AM
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Old Apr 14, 2003 | 07:44 AM
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Ok, this isn't working
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Old Apr 14, 2003 | 07:45 AM
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Old Apr 14, 2003 | 07:46 AM
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Two lesbians frogs are eating each other, one says to the other, "damn we do taste like chicken"
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