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"WARNING"
It's a sick world, and I'm a happy guy. This may not go over well, oh well, screw it!
A man and his wife get in a horrific car accident, (don't worry it wasn't a S2000).
The man is in a coma for several weeks, he finally awakens, the doctor is leaning over him.
man: Doc, am I OK?
doc: Yes your fine, you've been in a coma for awhile, but your going to be OK.
man: My wife, Doc how is my wife?
doc: Not so good she is a Quadraplegic.
man: What, oh no!
doc: She will require constant care, feeding, bathing, cleaning her diapers, you will have to be there for her every minute of every day, she is your wife, you will be you caregiver for life.
man: Doc, I can't I am a very busy man I am in charge of my own business, what am I going to do?
doc: Dude, just kidding, she died!
It's a sick world, and I'm a happy guy. This may not go over well, oh well, screw it!
A man and his wife get in a horrific car accident, (don't worry it wasn't a S2000).
The man is in a coma for several weeks, he finally awakens, the doctor is leaning over him.
man: Doc, am I OK?
doc: Yes your fine, you've been in a coma for awhile, but your going to be OK.
man: My wife, Doc how is my wife?
doc: Not so good she is a Quadraplegic.
man: What, oh no!
doc: She will require constant care, feeding, bathing, cleaning her diapers, you will have to be there for her every minute of every day, she is your wife, you will be you caregiver for life.
man: Doc, I can't I am a very busy man I am in charge of my own business, what am I going to do?
doc: Dude, just kidding, she died!
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