Originally Posted by The Raptor' date='Mar 14 2007, 07:35 AM

I'm going to the gym. It's about 4:50 AM. I'm on the eastbound 210 transition road where it merges with the 134, two lanes and two curving tunnels. In front of me on the left is a semi and on the right is a dump truck, together, both going slow. The dump truck is going a little faster. I wait for the dump truck to pull ahead enough that I can cut over in front of the semi and get by. There's a gap, I accelerate, and just as I'm about to change lanes, both trucks hit the brakes hard. Thick smoke from both trucks' brakes and loud noises. A semi was stopped on a blind turn in a tunnel. ABS did its thing and I missed the rear of the dump truck by about a foot. Damn!

Originally Posted by The Raptor' date='Mar 15 2007, 10:02 AM

How about Parcheesi?

Originally Posted by vtec9' date='Mar 15 2007, 09:56 AM

4:50 am.. wtf

Originally Posted by jasonw' date='Mar 14 2007, 08:52 AM

The first 5 letters of penis is penis.