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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 12:54 PM
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what would the product be?
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

The Unabageler is like a normal fusebox, but it looks better than it sounds.
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 01:45 PM
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kathy

kathy is a belt buckle! It is laced with vodka!
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 01:46 PM
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redhead

redhead is an ironing board that anticipates your every move! It produces 240v of electricity.
shocking!
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 01:57 PM
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josh is like a normal chainsaw, but it's inflammable.
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 01:57 PM
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Originally posted by s2k_redhead


who-hoo! to go!!
damn i wish i had a kathy on my belt
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 02:02 PM
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Check mine out:

Mark
Mark is an artificial limb that cleans itself! It has no sharp edges and has been featured in Star Trek.
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 02:29 PM
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knivesout:

knivesout is like a normal dog collar, but it scares dogs.

Lol!
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 03:28 PM
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Jerry
Jerry is a chocolate bar that improves upper-body muscle! It purifies water.
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 03:31 PM
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Originally posted by BMF
Jerry
Jerry is a chocolate bar that improves upper-body muscle! It purifies water.
I'd like to order 100 Jerrys please!!!
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Old Oct 4, 2002 | 04:03 PM
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I told you that im in MAD demand
Not to worry there is plenty of BMF to go around
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