if your name was an ikea product,

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Nov 15, 2002 | 08:32 AM

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Supra TT
Supra TT is a robot that removes stubborn stains! It gets +2 to kill undead.

Nov 15, 2002 | 08:32 AM

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POS
POS is a CD player that cannot be removed from your house! It produces 240v of electricity and probably won't work.

Nov 15, 2002 | 08:33 AM

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er is a feather duster! It recites haiku!

Nov 15, 2002 | 08:33 AM

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son of a bitch
son of a bitch is a CD player that keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks! It expands at the touch of a button and has a retro 70s design.

Nov 15, 2002 | 08:34 AM

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i'm just whorin here
i'm just whorin here is a hi-fi that detects evil! It bounces up and down and can pick up digital radio.

Nov 15, 2002 | 08:34 AM

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i hate work! is a hammer that can be used by several people at once, keeps track of your personal calendar and disinfects work surfaces.

Nov 15, 2002 | 08:35 AM

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ROTFLMFAO is a screwdriver that asks trivia questions! It has a built-in alarm clock.

Nov 15, 2002 | 08:35 AM

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Focker is a housebrick that fires plastic darts, is perfectly safe to use and receives data from any nearby security camera.

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