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Oct 7, 2002 | 04:19 PM

#51

s2k_redhead

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From: Camarillo

corner is a sofa that sorts your mail, is built and maintained by tiny nano-robots and induces lucid dreaming.

Oct 7, 2002 | 04:29 PM

#52

PeaceLove&S2K

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From: San Diego, CA

nice corner kathy!

is a retinal implant that plugs into the mains!

Oct 7, 2002 | 04:29 PM

#53

PeaceLove&S2K

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From: San Diego, CA

Oct 7, 2002 | 04:37 PM

#54

Chazmo

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From: Central Massachusetts

Honda doesn't burn a hole in your pocket... I like that one!

Oct 10, 2002 | 09:42 AM

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C-Bass

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Pittsburgh is a genetically-modified sheep that uses human blood for fuel and mows your lawn.

Oct 10, 2002 | 09:45 AM

#56

C-Bass

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Zoechops is a fork that dispenses pills and improves blood clotting.

my weiner is a unicycle that plays MP3s! It tracks infra-red and recites haiku.

Bet you guys didn't know THAT!!!

Oct 10, 2002 | 09:47 AM

#57

C-Bass

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Oh, my ass is a deck of cards that can be used as a metal detector!

Oct 10, 2002 | 09:49 AM

#58

C-Bass

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Apparently, my boss is a spanner that smells a bit funny and kills fleas.

Oct 10, 2002 | 09:53 AM

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C-Bass

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heh-heh...wife
wife is a shopping bag that checks your spelling, is laced with vodka and glows with an eerie green light.

Oct 10, 2002 | 09:54 AM

#60

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ex-wife
ex-wife is a genetically-modified sheep that detects police sonar!

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