I'm as mad as hell and not going to take it anymor
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Originally Posted by wicky,Jan 9 2006, 06:32 PM
maybe this'll help ya mikey:
my wife: "You're a great guy, you're just not the one for me"
me: "but-"
my wife: "I'm filing papers."
me: "-ah-"
my wife: "Don't call me."
me: "No, wait-"
my wife: "No."
then she drives away....
so after all my soul searching, personal committment... standing by her through thick and thin this year, i got dumped by my wife on new years day with no better explanation than that. happy fockin new year, I'm bitter... i mean mad as hell...
sorry for stealing your thunder mikey,
but you're a sweet man...
my wife: "You're a great guy, you're just not the one for me"
me: "but-"
my wife: "I'm filing papers."
me: "-ah-"
my wife: "Don't call me."
me: "No, wait-"
my wife: "No."
then she drives away....
so after all my soul searching, personal committment... standing by her through thick and thin this year, i got dumped by my wife on new years day with no better explanation than that. happy fockin new year, I'm bitter... i mean mad as hell...
sorry for stealing your thunder mikey,
but you're a sweet man...
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From: San Diego, CA
Originally Posted by day1si,Jan 9 2006, 05:47 PM
When we moved into our townhouse the people before had 2 phone lines...
We only needed one, so the phone company "took care" of the other one...
They took care of it so well that every once and a while it would ring w/ a phone on that jack...
Dominoes
Only thing is that Dominoes would answer too... So I could hear both ends...
Cust: I need 2 medium peperoni pizzas.
Me: & a large supreme...
Cust: no I don't need a supreme
Dominoes: I didn't say you did...
The confusion was great!!!
We only needed one, so the phone company "took care" of the other one...
They took care of it so well that every once and a while it would ring w/ a phone on that jack...
Dominoes Only thing is that Dominoes would answer too... So I could hear both ends...
Cust: I need 2 medium peperoni pizzas.
Me: & a large supreme...
Cust: no I don't need a supreme
Dominoes: I didn't say you did...
The confusion was great!!!
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From: Oxfordshire
Originally Posted by wicky,Jan 9 2006, 11:32 PM
maybe this'll help ya mikey:
my wife: "You're a great guy, you're just not the one for me"
me: "but-"
my wife: "I'm filing papers."
me: "-ah-"
my wife: "Don't call me."
me: "No, wait-"
my wife: "No."
then she drives away....
so after all my soul searching, personal committment... standing by her through thick and thin this year, i got dumped by my wife on new years day with no better explanation than that. happy fockin new year, I'm bitter... i mean mad as hell...
sorry for stealing your thunder mikey, but you're a sweet man...
my wife: "You're a great guy, you're just not the one for me"
me: "but-"
my wife: "I'm filing papers."
me: "-ah-"
my wife: "Don't call me."
me: "No, wait-"
my wife: "No."
then she drives away....
so after all my soul searching, personal committment... standing by her through thick and thin this year, i got dumped by my wife on new years day with no better explanation than that. happy fockin new year, I'm bitter... i mean mad as hell...
sorry for stealing your thunder mikey,
but you're a sweet man...
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Posts: 51,814
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From: par•a•dox
Originally Posted by day1si,Jan 9 2006, 08:01 AM
That about wraps up my day...Only I get about 200 of the same dialouge. 
Me: Thank you for calling ***** how can I help you?
C: I need a part
Me: long pause....wiat for them to tell me what part....
Me: do you just want me to send you any part??
C: NO, I guess you need to know that...
long pause..
C: I need an intake for a truck.
Me: What truck?
C: OHHH, a silverado?
Me: What year Silverado
C: 95, crew cab w/ tan interior and 60/40 seat (like I need to know this for an intake)
Me: pause...
What motor?
C: I think a 5.3, let me ask. Puts phone down.. goes and talks to their cust... Comes back yep 5.3
Me:I have a K&N 57100 in stock your price ***.**
C: do you have Air Raid?
Me: Did you want an Air Raid?
C: yeah.. (like I'm an idiot)
Me: what didn't you say that... ARD part # 30020 on the shelf ***.**
C: is that all you got.
Me: Yep... Find out what you you really need and give us a call back
Rinse
repeat 200 more times.
w/ the occasional, you got a water pump for my 74 air cooled Beetle.
Me: Thank you for calling ***** how can I help you?
C: I need a part
Me: long pause....wiat for them to tell me what part....
Me: do you just want me to send you any part??
C: NO, I guess you need to know that...
long pause..
C: I need an intake for a truck.
Me: What truck?
C: OHHH, a silverado?
Me: What year Silverado
C: 95, crew cab w/ tan interior and 60/40 seat (like I need to know this for an intake)
Me: pause...
What motor?
C: I think a 5.3, let me ask. Puts phone down.. goes and talks to their cust... Comes back yep 5.3
Me:I have a K&N 57100 in stock your price ***.**
C: do you have Air Raid?
Me: Did you want an Air Raid?
C: yeah.. (like I'm an idiot)
Me: what didn't you say that... ARD part # 30020 on the shelf ***.**
C: is that all you got.
Me: Yep... Find out what you you really need and give us a call back
Rinse
repeat 200 more times.
w/ the occasional, you got a water pump for my 74 air cooled Beetle.
http://www.kalecoauto.com/
