interesting week so far
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interesting week so far
a couple funny/cute stories
1. my gf is in town and is driving my car. she backed into this guy's truck causing about $150 worth of damage. He just called me up today and made me an offer: I'll do his eye exam for free in exchange for the damage to his truck's paint.
2. an elderly 88 year old woman came to my office.
Her: when the sun sets in the evening, the sunlight goes through the window behind my TV and all I can see is the sun and I can't see the TV.
me: Hmmm. Have you tried pulling the curtain?
Her: Yes, it works but John (her husband, not real name) doesn't like it. you think it's my cataracts?
me: yes, but I think you should pull the curtain instead of doing cataract surgery.
Her: he won't listen to me.
I had to call him. Mr. Smith, can you close the curtain for 1/2 an hour each day so your wife can watch TV?
Him: if you say so doc...
3. 90+ year old man:
Him: Doc, when I read, I get sleepy and sometime doze off to sleep.
Me: that's OK. People sometimes do that.
1. my gf is in town and is driving my car. she backed into this guy's truck causing about $150 worth of damage. He just called me up today and made me an offer: I'll do his eye exam for free in exchange for the damage to his truck's paint.
2. an elderly 88 year old woman came to my office.
Her: when the sun sets in the evening, the sunlight goes through the window behind my TV and all I can see is the sun and I can't see the TV.
me: Hmmm. Have you tried pulling the curtain?
Her: Yes, it works but John (her husband, not real name) doesn't like it. you think it's my cataracts?
me: yes, but I think you should pull the curtain instead of doing cataract surgery.
Her: he won't listen to me.
I had to call him. Mr. Smith, can you close the curtain for 1/2 an hour each day so your wife can watch TV?
Him: if you say so doc...
3. 90+ year old man:
Him: Doc, when I read, I get sleepy and sometime doze off to sleep.
Me: that's OK. People sometimes do that.
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Originally Posted by S2020,Aug 16 2006, 05:05 PM
a couple funny/cute stories
1. my gf is in town and is driving my car. she backed into this guy's truck causing about $150 worth of damage. He just called me up today and made me an offer: I'll do his eye exam for free in exchange for the damage to his truck's paint.
2. an elderly 88 year old woman came to my office.
Her: when the sun sets in the evening, the sunlight goes through the window behind my TV and all I can see is the sun and I can't see the TV.
me: Hmmm. Have you tried pulling the curtain?
Her: Yes, it works but John (her husband, not real name) doesn't like it. you think it's my cataracts?
me: yes, but I think you should pull the curtain instead of doing cataract surgery.
Her: he won't listen to me.
I had to call him. Mr. Smith, can you close the curtain for 1/2 an hour each day so your wife can watch TV?
Him: if you say so doc...
3. 90+ year old man:
Him: Doc, when I read, I get sleepy and sometime doze off to sleep.
Me: that's OK. People sometimes do that.
1. my gf is in town and is driving my car. she backed into this guy's truck causing about $150 worth of damage. He just called me up today and made me an offer: I'll do his eye exam for free in exchange for the damage to his truck's paint.
2. an elderly 88 year old woman came to my office.
Her: when the sun sets in the evening, the sunlight goes through the window behind my TV and all I can see is the sun and I can't see the TV.
me: Hmmm. Have you tried pulling the curtain?
Her: Yes, it works but John (her husband, not real name) doesn't like it. you think it's my cataracts?
me: yes, but I think you should pull the curtain instead of doing cataract surgery.
Her: he won't listen to me.
I had to call him. Mr. Smith, can you close the curtain for 1/2 an hour each day so your wife can watch TV?
Him: if you say so doc...
3. 90+ year old man:
Him: Doc, when I read, I get sleepy and sometime doze off to sleep.
Me: that's OK. People sometimes do that.
Get that in writing! 2.
3.
Cute, very cute!
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From: La Crescenta, CA
Originally Posted by S2020,Aug 16 2006, 02:05 PM
1. my gf is in town and is driving my car. she backed into this guy's truck causing about $150 worth of damage. He just called me up today and made me an offer: I'll do his eye exam for free in exchange for the damage to his truck's paint.
exam?"
how much dmg to your vehicle?
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Aug 16 2006, 02:12 PM
Oh and Ninh this is AT LEAST the second time she has done damage to your ride....time for driving lessons maybe?.... A tank?
1 curb rash
2 front bumper
3 rear bumper
freaking asian drivers
it's time for a driving lession from racerchick.
