Jimmy Led Rants
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Jimmy Led Rants: " Topic! Stupidity...ok less broad why do people get MORE stupid when the walk into a store?"
*Ahhhh yes....... "The customer is always right".... whoever invented that line of hogwash should be caned....rested.....and caned again. And the worst offenders always seem to land right in front of you when it's time to check out.
Why do people insist they can haggle the clerk at the supermarket down with a coupon that expired six months ago? And why doesn't this fact REGISTER when you sit there and point it out to them? Hey....you....yeah you...the cow.....you can't will the price of your five gallons of ice cream to be lower....it doesn't matter how hard you squint or grimmace....that face only makes your digestive track appear as constipated as your logic.....let it go...or drop a deuce....the choice is yours.
These are the people who ask me for directions inside a Walmart because I'm wearing a blue winter coat.
How the frig did they pass a driver's test to get to the mall in the first place? Have you ever had a customer come up to you with a cart FULL of assorted crap....and ask for a price check on each and every....single..focking item they have? Clerks didn't start having guns taped under the register for robberies...They have those guns specifically to shoot those pricks in the kneecaps so the rest of the line can cheer and possibly get home! Buddy...I can understand checking the price of one or two things you come upon while looking for the stuff you showed up to buy.....but you can't read a single goddamned sign on the shelves??? Did you wander in off the street, aimlessly with a focking shopping cart???
"derrrrrrrrrr duhDER derrrr!".....FOCK YOU!
Speaking of which....have you ever seen someone who lives five blocks away from the store just take the shopping cart with them? I'm talking about walking out of the parking lot....and wassling back to their apartment building with all of THREE bags in it. I used to LOVE calling for the elevator of my old high rise apartment and having the doors open and finding two or three shopping carts in it. Look if you're going to go this far...just take the damn thing home with you....recycle it the next time you need to buy two cases of Nattie Light.....flip it over and put your TV set on it....the wheels won't get in the way. Just take it out of the goddamn elevator! You can't escape these idiots even when you're home?
My God.....my head hurts just thinking of the infinite possibilities...Hey it's a free country...so make fun of whoever you want, but as far as I can tell after my last 45 minute wait at Super Stop&Shop, G.W. Bush is in the middle of the friggin bell curve.
Somethings gotta be done....gotta be done for all the clerks and customers in this country that fall victim to these drooling dolts with VISA and Mastercards...people who have no concept of time, space or price. You know those anti-theft scanners at doorways? I think that you should get three strikes....you act like a complete tool in any store and BAM! Strike!......Three strikes and yer focking out! After the third offense the manager comes to the front of the register and tags you...and if you walk into the front doors again? The alarm goes off and two guys in jumpsuits tazer your slack-jawed, stupid ass and pile you outside as an example for the others...not that it fockin matters to those ignorant dolts...they'll walk right by*
"derrrrrrrrrr duhDER derrrr!.....uh?.......what the" *BBBBZZZZZTTTTTT!!!! "OWWWW!....oh yeah"
*Watch people get up from the pile and march right back into the store.
....that's okay.....Walmart carries plenty of car batteries....gimme your ears!!!*
*Ahhhh yes....... "The customer is always right".... whoever invented that line of hogwash should be caned....rested.....and caned again. And the worst offenders always seem to land right in front of you when it's time to check out.
Why do people insist they can haggle the clerk at the supermarket down with a coupon that expired six months ago? And why doesn't this fact REGISTER when you sit there and point it out to them? Hey....you....yeah you...the cow.....you can't will the price of your five gallons of ice cream to be lower....it doesn't matter how hard you squint or grimmace....that face only makes your digestive track appear as constipated as your logic.....let it go...or drop a deuce....the choice is yours.
These are the people who ask me for directions inside a Walmart because I'm wearing a blue winter coat.
How the frig did they pass a driver's test to get to the mall in the first place? Have you ever had a customer come up to you with a cart FULL of assorted crap....and ask for a price check on each and every....single..focking item they have? Clerks didn't start having guns taped under the register for robberies...They have those guns specifically to shoot those pricks in the kneecaps so the rest of the line can cheer and possibly get home! Buddy...I can understand checking the price of one or two things you come upon while looking for the stuff you showed up to buy.....but you can't read a single goddamned sign on the shelves??? Did you wander in off the street, aimlessly with a focking shopping cart???"derrrrrrrrrr duhDER derrrr!".....FOCK YOU!
Speaking of which....have you ever seen someone who lives five blocks away from the store just take the shopping cart with them? I'm talking about walking out of the parking lot....and wassling back to their apartment building with all of THREE bags in it. I used to LOVE calling for the elevator of my old high rise apartment and having the doors open and finding two or three shopping carts in it. Look if you're going to go this far...just take the damn thing home with you....recycle it the next time you need to buy two cases of Nattie Light.....flip it over and put your TV set on it....the wheels won't get in the way. Just take it out of the goddamn elevator! You can't escape these idiots even when you're home?
My God.....my head hurts just thinking of the infinite possibilities...Hey it's a free country...so make fun of whoever you want, but as far as I can tell after my last 45 minute wait at Super Stop&Shop, G.W. Bush is in the middle of the friggin bell curve.
Somethings gotta be done....gotta be done for all the clerks and customers in this country that fall victim to these drooling dolts with VISA and Mastercards...people who have no concept of time, space or price. You know those anti-theft scanners at doorways? I think that you should get three strikes....you act like a complete tool in any store and BAM! Strike!......Three strikes and yer focking out! After the third offense the manager comes to the front of the register and tags you...and if you walk into the front doors again? The alarm goes off and two guys in jumpsuits tazer your slack-jawed, stupid ass and pile you outside as an example for the others...not that it fockin matters to those ignorant dolts...they'll walk right by*
"derrrrrrrrrr duhDER derrrr!.....uh?.......what the" *BBBBZZZZZTTTTTT!!!! "OWWWW!....oh yeah"
*Watch people get up from the pile and march right back into the store.
....that's okay.....Walmart carries plenty of car batteries....gimme your ears!!!*
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Bloody focker prescribed me some cutting edge medicine my insurance won't cover. And then refuses to talk to the insurance company about it, so that I don't have to deal with the $250 bill all by myself. 
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Or insurance, I guess. But in this particular instance, I think I hate the doctor more than the insurance company. Though some of the bitches that answered the phone when I called up the insurance company were just that - bitches. 
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Jan 25 2005, 03:26 PM
Or insurance, I guess. But in this particular instance, I think I hate the doctor more than the insurance company. Though some of the bitches that answered the phone when I called up the insurance company were just that - bitches.
That's eh one orrrder uh Rant'n.....extra bacon....over medium.....comin' UP!
Listen to that sizzle......ain't it purdy....
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Jan 25 2005, 03:39 PM
Topic: Getting crappy service in a bar/resturant.