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OK--new topic then.
Rude/inconsiderate people in general.
IE: You can plainly see that I've got both my hands full as I'm walking towards you as you are exiting the building. Will it
ing kill you to take 3 seconds out of your day to hold the damn open for me?
Rude/inconsiderate people in general.
IE: You can plainly see that I've got both my hands full as I'm walking towards you as you are exiting the building. Will it
ing kill you to take 3 seconds out of your day to hold the damn open for me?
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Jan 25 2005, 03:50 PM
OK--new topic then.
Rude/inconsiderate people in general.
IE: You can plainly see that I've got both my hands full as I'm walking towards you as you are exiting the building. Will iting kill you to take 3 seconds out of your day to hold the damn open for me?
Rude/inconsiderate people in general.
IE: You can plainly see that I've got both my hands full as I'm walking towards you as you are exiting the building. Will it
ing kill you to take 3 seconds out of your day to hold the damn open for me?An excellent choice.....there is NOTHING quite like trying to cuss a blue streak about how RUDE people are!
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Jimmy Led Rants: "Doctors. Do you have anything against doctors? I don't particularly like mine, not for the past couple of weeks."
*Who doesn't have a problem with doctors? Me? I LOVE taking a battery of tests, letting them poke and prod me, syphon two pints out of me...just to tell me they don't have a friggin clue what to do to make me feel better. Who WOULDN'T trust a guy you barely ever see who checks your junk for lumps every once in a while?
PLUS you PAY'em for it!
You do realize that your doctor's office basically runs like the oh-so-user-friendly customer service department at your local car dealer right? First you pay them just to LOOK at you...not fix anything...just LOOK at you...in the hopes that maybe they'll figure out what's wrong. Chances are they won't get it exactly right the first time around....or better yet...they find something else you need to have "taken care of" on top of whatever rhyme, reason, or rash brought you there in the first focking place. Hell, you even have a CHART just like the one your S2000 gets*
Doctor: "Yes, Mr. Raymond...well I've been looking at your chart....and we've run some tests.....We're going to put you on some anti-biotics and a muscle relaxant...otherwise we'd estimate you'd have about.....13 minutes to live...and by the way, you're gonna need a new distributor cap, thermostat and cooling fan."
* Come on....you get treated just like you would at an auto-dealer. Prescriptions? Marked up just like dealer parts. And if your deductible sucks? Well you're shit out of luck! At least at a focking car dealership all the stuff is in the same friggin place...one stop. Say I have something wrong with my back? I have to go to my regular doctor...PAY him...to TELL me he can't do SHIT for me......and be sent off to a specialist You can't go to the specialist first....nono....that would make too much goddamn sense! YOU have to go, with your bad back...to your regular doctor so that he can collect his ransom and hand you a slip of paper that tells you......wait for it......HOLY SHIT!!!!!....you need to go to a BACK specialist! Well THANK YOU! Jesus f-in LORD!. Forget the lab coat...come out into the waiting room dressed like Cooter from The Dukes of Hazzard, with an oil rag hangin out of your ass-pocket!
Then you get to the specialist who prescribes you something...so you can get BACK into the motherfockin car with that second shit-slip of paper with illegible jargon written on it....so you can go to a drug store or pharmacy.......and sit in line behind the shitheads from my last rant.
God.....and let's not forget....just like the time you had that timing belt serviced and the car overheated as soon as you left the dealer lot? How many times have you been right back to the doctor when the first batch of "repairs" didn't really work?!
This is to say nothing of the doctors themselves....I'm sorry but there are guys who graduated with me who should NOT be doctors....I wouldn't let them near my body and a scalpel on the best day of their life! Sorry George...I still have that picture of you doing a keg-stand in your underwear with a smiley face drawn on your crotch that you did with a SHarpie Marker...you are NOT fockin opening my chest cavity and using utensils.....I'd end up with my friggin arms sewn to my ass!*
Doctor: " Um yess....Mr.Raymond...regarding that rash you came in with...um....yes...well........it's lipstick.......and the nurse is asking about you..... Have something to tell me? "
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Sorry for the delay...but I got some serious news from home...
*Who doesn't have a problem with doctors? Me? I LOVE taking a battery of tests, letting them poke and prod me, syphon two pints out of me...just to tell me they don't have a friggin clue what to do to make me feel better. Who WOULDN'T trust a guy you barely ever see who checks your junk for lumps every once in a while?
PLUS you PAY'em for it!
You do realize that your doctor's office basically runs like the oh-so-user-friendly customer service department at your local car dealer right? First you pay them just to LOOK at you...not fix anything...just LOOK at you...in the hopes that maybe they'll figure out what's wrong. Chances are they won't get it exactly right the first time around....or better yet...they find something else you need to have "taken care of" on top of whatever rhyme, reason, or rash brought you there in the first focking place. Hell, you even have a CHART just like the one your S2000 gets*
Doctor: "Yes, Mr. Raymond...well I've been looking at your chart....and we've run some tests.....We're going to put you on some anti-biotics and a muscle relaxant...otherwise we'd estimate you'd have about.....13 minutes to live...and by the way, you're gonna need a new distributor cap, thermostat and cooling fan."
* Come on....you get treated just like you would at an auto-dealer. Prescriptions? Marked up just like dealer parts. And if your deductible sucks? Well you're shit out of luck! At least at a focking car dealership all the stuff is in the same friggin place...one stop. Say I have something wrong with my back? I have to go to my regular doctor...PAY him...to TELL me he can't do SHIT for me......and be sent off to a specialist You can't go to the specialist first....nono....that would make too much goddamn sense! YOU have to go, with your bad back...to your regular doctor so that he can collect his ransom and hand you a slip of paper that tells you......wait for it......HOLY SHIT!!!!!....you need to go to a BACK specialist! Well THANK YOU! Jesus f-in LORD!. Forget the lab coat...come out into the waiting room dressed like Cooter from The Dukes of Hazzard, with an oil rag hangin out of your ass-pocket!
Then you get to the specialist who prescribes you something...so you can get BACK into the motherfockin car with that second shit-slip of paper with illegible jargon written on it....so you can go to a drug store or pharmacy.......and sit in line behind the shitheads from my last rant.
God.....and let's not forget....just like the time you had that timing belt serviced and the car overheated as soon as you left the dealer lot? How many times have you been right back to the doctor when the first batch of "repairs" didn't really work?!
This is to say nothing of the doctors themselves....I'm sorry but there are guys who graduated with me who should NOT be doctors....I wouldn't let them near my body and a scalpel on the best day of their life! Sorry George...I still have that picture of you doing a keg-stand in your underwear with a smiley face drawn on your crotch that you did with a SHarpie Marker...you are NOT fockin opening my chest cavity and using utensils.....I'd end up with my friggin arms sewn to my ass!*
Doctor: " Um yess....Mr.Raymond...regarding that rash you came in with...um....yes...well........it's lipstick.......and the nurse is asking about you..... Have something to tell me? "
*
*Sorry for the delay...but I got some serious news from home...
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Originally Posted by Gink5,Jan 25 2005, 05:02 PM
Also don't forget the amount of time spent in the waiting room.
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From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Originally Posted by Ledfoot,Jan 25 2005, 03:13 PM
Jimmy Led Rants: " Topic! Stupidity...ok less broad why do people get MORE stupid when the walk into a store?"
*Ahhhh yes....... "The customer is always right".... whoever invented that line of hogwash should be caned....rested.....and caned again. And the worst offenders always seem to land right in front of you when it's time to check out.
Why do people insist they can haggle the clerk at the supermarket down with a coupon that expired six months ago? And why doesn't this fact REGISTER when you sit there and point it out to them? Hey....you....yeah you...the cow.....you can't will the price of your five gallons of ice cream to be lower....it doesn't matter how hard you squint or grimmace....that face only makes your digestive track appear as constipated as your logic.....let it go...or drop a deuce....the choice is yours.
These are the people who ask me for directions inside a Walmart because I'm wearing a blue winter coat.
How the frig did they pass a driver's test to get to the mall in the first place? Have you ever had a customer come up to you with a cart FULL of assorted crap....and ask for a price check on each and every....single..focking item they have? Clerks didn't start having guns taped under the register for robberies...They have those guns specifically to shoot those pricks in the kneecaps so the rest of the line can cheer and possibly get home! Buddy...I can understand checking the price of one or two things you come upon while looking for the stuff you showed up to buy.....but you can't read a single goddamned sign on the shelves??? Did you wander in off the street, aimlessly with a focking shopping cart???
"derrrrrrrrrr duhDER derrrr!".....FOCK YOU!
Speaking of which....have you ever seen someone who lives five blocks away from the store just take the shopping cart with them? I'm talking about walking out of the parking lot....and wassling back to their apartment building with all of THREE bags in it. I used to LOVE calling for the elevator of my old high rise apartment and having the doors open and finding two or three shopping carts in it. Look if you're going to go this far...just take the damn thing home with you....recycle it the next time you need to buy two cases of Nattie Light.....flip it over and put your TV set on it....the wheels won't get in the way. Just take it out of the goddamn elevator! You can't escape these idiots even when you're home?
My God.....my head hurts just thinking of the infinite possibilities...Hey it's a free country...so make fun of whoever you want, but as far as I can tell after my last 45 minute wait at Super Stop&Shop, G.W. Bush is in the middle of the friggin bell curve.
Somethings gotta be done....gotta be done for all the clerks and customers in this country that fall victim to these drooling dolts with VISA and Mastercards...people who have no concept of time, space or price. You know those anti-theft scanners at doorways? I think that you should get three strikes....you act like a complete tool in any store and BAM! Strike!......Three strikes and yer focking out! After the third offense the manager comes to the front of the register and tags you...and if you walk into the front doors again? The alarm goes off and two guys in jumpsuits tazer your slack-jawed, stupid ass and pile you outside as an example for the others...not that it fockin matters to those ignorant dolts...they'll walk right by*
"derrrrrrrrrr duhDER derrrr!.....uh?.......what the" *BBBBZZZZZTTTTTT!!!! "OWWWW!....oh yeah"
*Watch people get up from the pile and march right back into the store.
....that's okay.....Walmart carries plenty of car batteries....gimme your ears!!!*
*Ahhhh yes....... "The customer is always right".... whoever invented that line of hogwash should be caned....rested.....and caned again. And the worst offenders always seem to land right in front of you when it's time to check out.
Why do people insist they can haggle the clerk at the supermarket down with a coupon that expired six months ago? And why doesn't this fact REGISTER when you sit there and point it out to them? Hey....you....yeah you...the cow.....you can't will the price of your five gallons of ice cream to be lower....it doesn't matter how hard you squint or grimmace....that face only makes your digestive track appear as constipated as your logic.....let it go...or drop a deuce....the choice is yours.
These are the people who ask me for directions inside a Walmart because I'm wearing a blue winter coat.
How the frig did they pass a driver's test to get to the mall in the first place? Have you ever had a customer come up to you with a cart FULL of assorted crap....and ask for a price check on each and every....single..focking item they have? Clerks didn't start having guns taped under the register for robberies...They have those guns specifically to shoot those pricks in the kneecaps so the rest of the line can cheer and possibly get home! Buddy...I can understand checking the price of one or two things you come upon while looking for the stuff you showed up to buy.....but you can't read a single goddamned sign on the shelves??? Did you wander in off the street, aimlessly with a focking shopping cart???"derrrrrrrrrr duhDER derrrr!".....FOCK YOU!
Speaking of which....have you ever seen someone who lives five blocks away from the store just take the shopping cart with them? I'm talking about walking out of the parking lot....and wassling back to their apartment building with all of THREE bags in it. I used to LOVE calling for the elevator of my old high rise apartment and having the doors open and finding two or three shopping carts in it. Look if you're going to go this far...just take the damn thing home with you....recycle it the next time you need to buy two cases of Nattie Light.....flip it over and put your TV set on it....the wheels won't get in the way. Just take it out of the goddamn elevator! You can't escape these idiots even when you're home?
My God.....my head hurts just thinking of the infinite possibilities...Hey it's a free country...so make fun of whoever you want, but as far as I can tell after my last 45 minute wait at Super Stop&Shop, G.W. Bush is in the middle of the friggin bell curve.
Somethings gotta be done....gotta be done for all the clerks and customers in this country that fall victim to these drooling dolts with VISA and Mastercards...people who have no concept of time, space or price. You know those anti-theft scanners at doorways? I think that you should get three strikes....you act like a complete tool in any store and BAM! Strike!......Three strikes and yer focking out! After the third offense the manager comes to the front of the register and tags you...and if you walk into the front doors again? The alarm goes off and two guys in jumpsuits tazer your slack-jawed, stupid ass and pile you outside as an example for the others...not that it fockin matters to those ignorant dolts...they'll walk right by*
"derrrrrrrrrr duhDER derrrr!.....uh?.......what the" *BBBBZZZZZTTTTTT!!!! "OWWWW!....oh yeah"
*Watch people get up from the pile and march right back into the store.
....that's okay.....Walmart carries plenty of car batteries....gimme your ears!!!*
Classic ranting Dr. Jimmy 
If only you could be here when some of this actually does go down in here! 
