Insurance companies.

 

Jimmy Led Rants: "I am a cashier at a grocery store. Yes, I get to deal with the epitome of stupid people, the nadir of the human gene pool. Yet I am always amazed by the ones that unload $100+ worth of groceries on to the belt, then hand me an item and say, 'I changed my mind, I don't want this any more.'"

*Okay, as so many of my buddies back in Connecticut LOVE to remind me about, I used to work as a shift and a clerk for our town's local CVS. It sucks because everytime I pass one in the car or something I have to hear "Do you have your smock?"...or "Are you running late for your shift?", followed by stupid grins and giggles....Jeez...C'mon fellas, you could be a little bit more creative than THAT! I mean don't I deserve at least a "So did they ever find all the missing condoms and K-Y Jelly?" ......eh?....something?......

But I digress...

It SUCKS working a register in any store....it just does. If the cashier could incinerate you with their eyeballs they friggin would, okay? I've already ranted at great length about some of the stupidity spewing from the grey matter of some customers previously. This one goes out to all you fockers out there that made EVERYONE in the store cringe the moment you wheeled yourself in front of me. I'm talking about alllll the fockin pricks and prickettes with about $200 worth of shit....watching the scanner like a hawk, with their friggin eyes peeled over 35 cents here or there. You know who you are. This happens so frequently (especially on Sundays), listing out examples would undoubtedly crash the site...so I'll just give my favorite.

CVS makes most of its money on two things....prescription medications and make-up. It's you friggin make-up people that are the worst. A lady will come up with a cart...FULL of makeup. You'd think she was single-handedly responsible for supplying a clown college. Reds...greens...purple...brown....foundations....c onsealer...wrinkle cream...


.....nail polish....nail polish remover...face masks....some hair dye...


Jesus! When this woman finally kicks it she'll at least be slammin'ly preserved!.....

.....oh yeah...and four boxes of Oreos.


So I'm ringing all of this stuff out.....by the time I get to the Oreos the register is already at about 135 bucks.....I ring up the Oreos and the lady FLIPS....A....SHIT!...all because they were supposed to be 45 cents off. Seriously...what the fock? Is that $1.80 the make it or break it part of this deal?.....Of the five bags you have ONE of them isn't completely cosmetics...and even that ONE BAG....yup.....HAS FRIGGIN COSMETICS IN IT!!! Lady, every single thing you bought up until this point is shit you use to try and convince YOURSELF you're still 29...cuz you're sure as SHIT not fooling anybody else! Fock me! The four boxes of Oreos, which you undoubtedly will eat in one sitting, are the only honest things you're buying!

I don't even care about fixing the price. I can do that...but don't sit there and friggin glare at me and yell at me like I'm secretly skimming the $1.80 from my cash drawer and putting it in my pocket. I might be a cashier? But the only pinhead jones'n for that friggin two bucks is YOU....

Do us a favor and shop online...just stay the hell at home and paint yourself pretty colors......Feel me?*

 

There's a reason so many people carry the minimum legal level... it's really not worth it if you've got nothing to protect from a lawsuit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So no Volvo rant COme on you know you want to! Screw the fact that Kelly drives one she doesn't come here...much