Ok, it's later.

I am a cashier at a grocery store. Yes, I get to deal with the epitome of stupid people, the nadir of the human gene pool. Yet I am always amazed by the ones that unload $100+ worth of groceries on to the belt, then hand me an item and say, "I changed my mind, I don't want this any more." Oh, how often I am tempted to stop what I'm doing, leave everyone in line to wait, and take that item back to its correct location.

 

I'm with you on that one. I grew up in a grocery store and was a checker, some people are freaks!

 

Jimmy Led Rants: "Bribery....When Stupid People Act as Though You've Never Seen Money"

* Back when you were a kid, man? $5 was enough to get you to do just about anything within reason. Hell when I was 8? Sure. I'll eat a handful of dirt for $5. Back when my uncle was building his house? I'd roll around with a cart, cleaning site debris for three hours....and what would I get?....That's right....five bucks. Because back when you're 8 you really don't see all that much money handed to you....so $5 was a BIG m-f-ing deal!

But when you get older? You're watchin money come...and go just as fast.... all the friggin time. So why is it that some retards think that "showin' some Lincoln" is going to get them the same shit it would now, like it did when I was 8? YOU crapheads have been watching too many friggin Sopranos reruns. Seriously. Whatever seatless bike you're sitting on....get off of it. Fast. Not everything in this world revolves around your cheap, gold-plated money clip and that stupid pinky ring you have. The rules don't necessarily bend because your wallet opened, and even if it works a couple of times, there WILL be a point where you might as well roll your bills up tight and cram them!

Which brings me to sunny point #2. Half the reason people expect bribery to work is because of you tards out there taking the fockin bribes in the first place. I hope you know full well that, even if someone is waiving fifty grand in front of your nose so you can smell it....that money is nothing to them...it's nothing compared to the cost of doing things the way they are supposed to be done....and for them?.....It's the equivalent of $5. SO what in-the-FOCK does that make YOU buddy? "ooooooooo"ing and "aaaaaahhhhh"ing and drooling over the pile like a rabid dog over a bowl of Alpo? You bet yer friggin ASS!....You're still the same stupid, 8-year-old kid, dirt in hand, asking when to swallow. Just remember as you bring you're hand up to your mouth that first time....that this may not kill you, but eat enough dirt and you'll eventually choke. Rest assured I'll be crying about it too.....focker..... *

 

Yeah, that's sort of what I said in my last post.

 

Isn't that the point?

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New topic please! VOLVO drivers! WHY WHY do they drive so slow? Yes, YES we all know its a safe car so pick up the pace a bit why dont you!

 

.....Kelly drives a Volvo....heheheh.....

I have to load up Ratty's Rant that I saved.... But I simply can't pass this one up!

 

I knew that one would strike something with you Dr. Focker

 

Jimmy Led Rants: "Car Insurance...Groovey Until You Need Something"

*Ahhhhhh...yhesssss......car insurance....In most states it's not legal to drive around without it....but....sadly....it's not illegal for insurance companies to whine about it when you actually ask them to DO anything much beyond cashing your fockin check or upping the cost of your coverage.

I got a speeding ticket when I was 21 years old in New Jersey. At that point...I NEVER had any type of ticket, of any kind, for any reason. I'm driving back here to Virginia....within 48 HOURS of getting the ticket, I received a notice, from my insurance company, that my annual premium was going to be increased by almost $400....FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS? I had been with this company, shoveling money to them for three years without so much as a bumper scrape...I get one ticket...and this is what I get? Where the hell is this friggin speediness when someone hits my car in a parking lot and I make a claim? Or T-bones me by running a redlight? WATCH those feet friggin drag! Because GOD forbid you actually GET something for your money.

I should clarify....this kinda problem never arises when the accident is NOT your fault and you go through your insurance company. Hell they'll generally do cartwheels for you and shower you with pleasantries, because whatever they pay out...they will likely get back. But when dealing with the other guy's insurance company?....you know...the one that DOES have to cough up the green? You'd think you'd asked them to sleep with their household pet or something. They'll sit there and argue with you about the cost of the repairs to both you AND your car. Guy comes to visit you while yer in the hospital in a body cast and tells you "aww yer alright".....and cuts you a check for cab fare. What the hell happened to fair play? I mean have you heard how much getting flown in a chopper to the hospital will cost you? Around here it's something like 3 GRAND! And the kicker is....regardless of who's at fault, that is NOT covered...even if you'd likely die otherwise. Most insurance companies that I have either asked directly or asked others about consider it "elective" or some ridiculous crap. What the fock is the point of paying these blood-sucking assholes if they aren't willing to do ANYTHING to help you out beyond the bare minimum required to keep you alive.....if you're LUCKY?

Think about it fellas! You're going to jack the shit out of the premium for the guy that hit me, but you won't pay for the transport that kept me breathing? If I died, would that have cost you LESS money? SOMEHOW I friggin doubt it.!

Take my deductible and sit on it you humps! *