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Old Jul 25, 2002 | 08:48 AM
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LMAO
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Old Jul 25, 2002 | 01:36 PM
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LOL... very funny.

This could turn into the Corner version of "Street Encounters".

Here goes one...

I was on my way home from work about 3 weeks ago and I had just rolled into P-town. I almost NEVER speed in Ptown. Too many cops, car to recognizable etc...

I do however still get up to speed quickly but not usually using VTEC.

I'm at the light and a F&F wannabe in a BMW 325 with all the friggin gauges up the diag post. Stops at the lights a half car lenght ahead of me. I look at the car but think nothing.

Light turns green and I scoot across the intersection quickly and shift at about 25-30mph (ie before VTEC) and again shift into 3rd at about 5-6K. I'm ahead of the 325 by about a car length now and I realize this guy is racing me. I laugh as I hit about 47mph (just over speed limit) and this guy catches up.

He leans over and yells out his window, "THAT CAR HAS NO TORQUE"! WTF! I'm speecheless... for a second. He's about 2 carlenghts ahead now cuz I'm still at 47. I catch him in 2 seconds and yell, "THAT CAR HAS NO SPEED" as I pass him.

I did say almost never speed.
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Old Jul 25, 2002 | 01:42 PM
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Shweet, John.

Robo, that is a hugely funny story. What was up with her anyway.?
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Old Jul 25, 2002 | 01:51 PM
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Originally posted by jedwards
Needed some warranty work and they gave me a black 2002 Land Rover Discovery.
Not fair. My loaner was a Cavalier
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Old Jul 25, 2002 | 02:04 PM
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Tell you what I like about my wife's Volvo. When we bring it in for repair, they give us new Volvos to run around in.

Now, really, that's what Honda should be doing too. They should be handing out Pilots and S2000s (well, maybe not the Ss) to folks who come in for service. That'll turn 'em on.
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Old Jul 25, 2002 | 02:37 PM
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Oh or Insights. I'd like to try one of those. No kidding.
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Old Jul 25, 2002 | 02:45 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by jedwards
[B][COLOR=red]Needed some warranty work and they gave me a black 2002 Land Rover Discovery.

Raptor...?
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Old Jul 25, 2002 | 02:50 PM
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Originally posted by s2k_redhead


At least now you can look down into convertibles driven by girls in skirts ...
Sounds good to me!
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Old Jul 25, 2002 | 03:32 PM
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YOU HAVE GOT IT Red!! LOL.. right on.


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Old Jul 25, 2002 | 06:02 PM
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Did someone say "seat covers?"

10-4!
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