There was this guy who hated Italians. All his life he hated Italians. One day he's walking down the street with a friend and they come upon an organ grinder with a skinny little monkey with a hat. The little monkey reaches out a little hand and the guy reaches in his wallet and gives the monkey a dollar. His friend says "Why'd you do that? I thought you hated Italians." he replied "Yeah, I know, but they're so cute when they're little."

 

Not your best, but still a good one.

 

Very funny Raptor Bud

 

Now you get to tell an Irish joke, Mom.

 

So Im assuming your Irish..................well I don't know any

 

Mom You eyetaliaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?

 

Don't you remember me telling you I'm 3/4 Irish?

 

Me mudder's maiden name twas Hannigan. Tis a lovely name, indeed.

 

Actually Robb I am Sicilian which is even better you know like in the Godfather movie

 

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