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Old Jan 5, 2007 | 12:51 PM
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I got a great bargain the other day when I bought a forklift for half-price. It's amazing what you can pick up these days.
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Old Jan 5, 2007 | 12:51 PM
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Have you heard the joke about the airplane? No. Well, it was way over your head anyway.
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Old Jan 5, 2007 | 12:52 PM
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The high priest was arrested on drug charges.
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Old Jan 5, 2007 | 12:52 PM
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Amazing what's under foot in the corner these days
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Old Jan 5, 2007 | 12:53 PM
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What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.
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The science teachers broke up because there was no chemistry between them.
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I watched a movie about a baby hen, it was a real chick flick.
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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Old Jan 5, 2007 | 12:55 PM
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Q: What do you call a Jazz musician without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
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Old Jan 5, 2007 | 01:01 PM
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You heard about the deformed panda that stole some wood from a Chinese man? It was a boyfoot bear with teaks of Chan
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