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Apr 10, 2006 | 10:53 AM

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What kind of tree grows on your hand? A palm tree.

Apr 10, 2006 | 10:53 AM

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Apr 10, 2006 | 10:54 AM

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Apr 10, 2006 | 10:55 AM

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He said I was average - but he was just being mean.

Apr 10, 2006 | 10:55 AM

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

Apr 10, 2006 | 10:56 AM

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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Apr 10, 2006 | 10:56 AM

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Apr 10, 2006 | 10:58 AM

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The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Apr 10, 2006 | 10:58 AM

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It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.

Apr 10, 2006 | 10:58 AM

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The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

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