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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 08:58 PM
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The math teacher was hungry, but all she had to eat was a piece of pi.
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 08:58 PM
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The other day I saw a magician walk down the street and turn into a drugstore.
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 09:00 PM
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If actions speak louder than words then why can't you hear mime artists?
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 09:00 PM
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A man walked into a bar with a lump of asphalt under one arm and said to the bartender - A whisky please, and one for the road.
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 09:00 PM
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Apr 12 2006, 01:51 PM
My favorite allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind by Peter Pollen Mary.










SO Jason do you have a BOOK a PUn's ur sumtin??? Tell me dees don't just pop out yur head!
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Apr 12 2006, 09:14 PM
NO I tink der funny!

WEll most of um anywayz
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 09:31 PM
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If you can't beat them, join them !!!!!!!!!!!!!



A horse walks into a bar, he sits down and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 09:31 PM
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A second horse walks in with jumper cables attached to it's head, he sits down, and the bartender says, "I don't mind the long face, but don't you go and try to start anything!"
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 07:39 AM
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He crashed through several windows, but felt no pane.
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