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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 07:39 AM
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A job circumcising elephants isn't so bad. The base salary is small but the tips are big.
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 08:25 AM
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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 08:26 AM
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasoreass
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 11:50 AM
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"I cut off the bottoms of my Levis so they won't drag on the ground," said
Tom hygienically.
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 11:50 AM
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"The Coast Guard has ordered the ship to return to the harbor," Tom
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 11:51 AM
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"I had beans for lunch," Tom said in passing.
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 11:52 AM
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"Oh no - Another one died on me!" said the doctor, running out of patience.
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 11:54 AM
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A woman is closest to being naked when she is well dressed.
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Apr 13 2006, 02:54 PM
A woman is closest to being naked when she is well dressed.
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 09:51 AM
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The two desk lamps were considered to be social-lights, because they kept going out at night together.
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