Sorry, I don't usually post jokes, but both of these made me

:fecking shite, I wanted to use the smiley, but I used too many images ... :

On the 1st day God created Cow.

God said to Cow, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I give you a life span of 60 years."

Cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for 60 years. Let me have just 20 years and I'll gladly give back the other 40."

And God agreed.

On the 2nd day, God created Dog.

God said to Dog, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of 20 years."

Dog said, "That's much too long to be barking. Give me 10 years and I'll give back the other 10."

So God agreed.

On the 3rd day God created .

God said to , "Entertain people. Do tricks. Make them laugh. I'll give you a 20-year life span."

said, "How boring! tricks for 20 years? gave you back 10 years, so that's what I'll do too if it's okay with you."

And God agreed again.

On the 4th day God created Man.

God said to Man, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing. Just
enjoy, enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you 20 years."

Man said, "What? Only 20 years for such a wonderful life? Tell you what. I'll take my 20, and the 40 Cow gave back, the 10 Dog gave back, the 10 gave back, and that will make 80, if it's okay with you."

And God said, "Okay."

And this is why for the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing.

For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family.

For the next 10 years we do tricks to entertain our grandchildren.

And for the last 10 years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

Life has now been explained.

 

Damn.............

I think I wasted the first 20 years of my life.

 

I seem to have mine a little back to front

 

I like to bark at people!

And, yeah, I didn't get enough of those first 20 either!

 

Damn....I knew something was up when things started getting strange after my 20th birthday.

 

What's wrong with barking at people. Oh, and, Kathy, it's OK to say "SHIT" here.

 

Woof! Shite!

 

Still shakin' boss, still shakin

 

But that's the only way you'd have it.




Nice one red. I'll be sure to pass this one on.

 

I'm w/ you, PB02!!!