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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 09:27 AM
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Default A man was having a problem with premature ejaculat

He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. The doctor said "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." So he went to a gunshop and bought a starter's pistol. Then he went home and, to his surprise, found his wife naked in bed, waiting for him. Soon, they were in the mutual 69 position. Moments later, he felt the urge to come, so he grabbed the starter's pistol and fired it. The next day he went back to the doctor. "How'd it go?" the doctor asked?" "Not all that well" he replied. "When I fired the pistol, my wife pissed in my face, bit three inches off my pecker, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked, with his hands in the air."
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 11:45 AM
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 02:26 PM
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oh crap!
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 06:12 PM
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BUMP for you fducking assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 06:15 PM
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good one raptor.
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jan 25 2005, 07:12 PM
BUMP for you fducking assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!
i only work with the few threads i have in mys2k

but occasionally click to see whats new
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