You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

 

Wonderful metaphors! I enjoyed readin' that.

 

 

bump

 

You take a gorgeous girl to a party full of gay men - that's monopoly.

 

I love that one

 

Your friend gets too drunk to close the deal and you sneak in. . . that's called outsourcing.

 

IDB- That's multi-channel marketing

 

Yeah, but you're only tapping one channel per quarter. . .

I'd reccommend the shocker. . .