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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Feb 21 2006, 10:33 AM
1. Huh? You mean it's 97% caffeine free compared to regular cola? If that's the case, 33 and a third?

2. Huh? (something with skin and a seed?)

3. Huh? Dog years?

4. Huh? She fell?

5. Huh? 9?

6. Huh? 20?
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 03:48 PM
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Todays answers>


1. 33 1/3 cans. If there is 3% caffeine found in the ( caffeine-free ) cola, it would take 100 divided by 3 to equal the same amount.


2. An ear of corn.


3. The statement was made on January the first and Suzie's birthday is on December 31st. Therefore Suzie was nine the day before yesterday ( December 30 ), she was ten yesterday ( December 31 ), and later on this year she will be 11. Therefore it stands to reason that next year she will be 12.


4. Sandy died of suffocation. Sandy is a goldfish who's fishbowl was knocked over.

5. Nine rungs will be above the water. As the tide rises, so too will the ship and the ladder.


6. Twenty times.

9,19,29,39,49,59,69,79,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97, 9,98,99

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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Feb 21 2006, 01:02 PM


4. Shadow discovered Sandy lying on her side in a puddle of water and broken glass. When the doctore arrived he pronounced her dead. Since Sandy had no cuts on her body, how did she die?


WTF is a doctore?
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 04:06 PM
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Missed one. What kind of idiot names a goldfish Sandy anyway?
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 04:36 PM
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And--how did Shadow call the doctore?
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Feb 21 2006, 04:48 PM
Todays answers>


1. 33 1/3 cans. If there is 3% caffeine found in the ( caffeine-free ) cola, it would take 100 divided by 3 to equal the same amount.


2. An ear of corn.


3. The statement was made on January the first and Suzie's birthday is on December 31st. Therefore Suzie was nine the day before yesterday ( December 30 ), she was ten yesterday ( December 31 ), and later on this year she will be 11. Therefore it stands to reason that next year she will be 12.


4. Sandy died of suffocation. Sandy is a goldfish who's fishbowl was knocked over.

5. Nine rungs will be above the water. As the tide rises, so too will the ship and the ladder.


6. Twenty times.

9,19,29,39,49,59,69,79,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97, 9,98,99
1. lame.

2. lame.

3. totally lame.

4. unless she broke her neck !!! dun dun dunnnnnnnn!

5. that's what I said.

6. said that too.
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Feb 21 2006, 04:51 PM
WTF is a doctore?
Why a Goldfish Specialist of course
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Feb 21 2006, 05:06 PM
Missed one. What kind of idiot names a goldfish Sandy anyway?
guess yur rite soundz more like a dolphins or seal's name
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Feb 21 2006, 05:36 PM
And--how did Shadow call the doctore?
He dialed 911
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Old Feb 21, 2006 | 04:58 PM
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I think Shadow knocked over the fishbowl in a fit of jealousy.
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