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Old Aug 21, 2007 | 09:37 PM
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Old Aug 27, 2007 | 07:14 AM
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Todays ?'s >

1. Wicky the famous magician, claimed to be able to throw a ping-pong ball so that it would go a short distance, come to a dead stop, and then reverse itself.
He also added that he would not bounce the ball against any object or tie anything to it.
How could he perform this feat?


2. zDave drove into the Speedy Service Station and pulled up to the pumps. "Fill it up please," said Dave. "This may sound strange," said the owner, "but I'd rather fill two cars from out of town than one car from this town."
Dave looked across the small town and replied, "I know just what you mean."

Why would the owner feel this way?


3. As WSB boarded his flight to Israel, he noticed an old acuaintance at the back of the plane. He shouted a greeting to his friend by name, then he knocked on the cockpit door to say hello to one of the pilots, who was also an old friend.
Several moments later WSB was arrested. Why?


4. Duce 8 Mocky worked for a packaging company. One day, Mocky recieved four seperate orders and accidently mixed up the addresses, so he applied the address labels at random. What is the probability that exactly three packages were correctly labelled?


5. Kerry Queen a professional writer, was sitting in his cabin writing a letter. There was a violent electrical storm outside and suddenly Kerry died. How did he die?


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Old Aug 27, 2007 | 07:22 AM
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omg HipMom you're killing me...I don't have the brain power for this!
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Old Aug 27, 2007 | 07:28 AM
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1 - throwing it up (gravity FTW)

2 - The town was a ghetto? This question really makes no sense.

3 - It's illegal to attempt to talk to the pilots during flight (this question was obviously written some time ago)

4 - Zero. If 3 were mailed correct, the 4th would be too.

5 - Hit by lightning because he didn't have a roof.
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Old Aug 27, 2007 | 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Aug 27 2007, 08:22 AM
omg HipMom you're killing me...I don't have the brain power for this!
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Old Aug 27, 2007 | 09:57 AM
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Old Aug 27, 2007 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Aug 27 2007, 09:14 AM
Todays ?'s >

1. Wicky the famous magician, claimed to be able to throw a ping-pong ball so that it would go a short distance, come to a dead stop, and then reverse itself.
He also added that he would not bounce the ball against any object or tie anything to it.
How could he perform this feat?


2. zDave drove into the Speedy Service Station and pulled up to the pumps. "Fill it up please," said Dave. "This may sound strange," said the owner, "but I'd rather fill two cars from out of town than one car from this town."
Dave looked across the small town and replied, "I know just what you mean."

Why would the owner feel this way?


3. As WSB boarded his flight to Israel, he noticed an old acuaintance at the back of the plane. He shouted a greeting to his friend by name, then he knocked on the cockpit door to say hello to one of the pilots, who was also an old friend.
Several moments later WSB was arrested. Why?


4. Duce 8 Mocky worked for a packaging company. One day, Mocky recieved four seperate orders and accidently mixed up the addresses, so he applied the address labels at random. What is the probability that exactly three packages were correctly labelled?


5. Kerry Queen a professional writer, was sitting in his cabin writing a letter. There was a violent electrical storm outside and suddenly Kerry died. How did he die?


good luck
1. He threw it upwards
2. He gets paid twice as much for filling two cars?
3. I was sitting at the back of the plane, and WSB said, "Hi, Jack"
4. 0 - if three packages were correctly labeled, the fourth would be too.
5. His cabin burned down?
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Old Aug 27, 2007 | 12:52 PM
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Old Aug 27, 2007 | 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by johnny,Aug 27 2007, 10:57 AM


itsnot 2 late ...... CORRECT Answers will be posted later today as per usual
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Old Aug 27, 2007 | 12:56 PM
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Correct answers to what? Oh. . . something more than 3 posts ago.
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